Comments on: Is Angelina Jolie a Good Person? http://takenforranted.com/is-angelina-jolie-a-good-person-17/ Proud member of the vast liberal conspiracy Thu, 10 May 2012 14:20:48 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: Angelina Jolie http://takenforranted.com/is-angelina-jolie-a-good-person-17/comment-page-1/#comment-6084 Angelina Jolie Tue, 03 Feb 2009 05:25:33 +0000 http://takenforranted.com/?p=17#comment-6084 Thanks. Thanks a lot. Thanks.
Thanks a lot.

]]> By: TheRanter http://takenforranted.com/is-angelina-jolie-a-good-person-17/comment-page-1/#comment-13 TheRanter Mon, 09 Jan 2006 02:32:17 +0000 http://takenforranted.com/?p=17#comment-13 I'm sure speaking to you in the supermarket checkout would be a trying and frightening experience and, indeed, I write this stuff here to save people the discomfort of having me hold forth about it in the checkout line. Of course, it is a mortal sin to look a stranger in the eye. <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/redirect?link_code=ur2&tag=ultraskiercom-20&camp=1789&creative=9325&path=external-search%3Fsearch-type=ss%26index=music%26keyword=Dan%20Bern">Dan Bern</a><img src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=ultraskiercom-20&l=ur2&o=1" width="1" height="1" border="0" alt="" style="border:none !important; margin:0px !important;" /> has a line about how he decided to look everyone in the eye for one day and by the time he came home, two years later, he was heavyweight champion of the world (which doesn't even approach some of Dan Bern's stranger lyrics). Anyway, with all the amazing and fascinating things that happen in our world, the part that mystifies me is not that people need <em>something</em> to read in the checkout line, but that they are more interesed in BAJ and celebrity cellulite than in the guy who just got a mechanical arm attached that responds to his thoughts, like a real arm. I’m sure speaking to you in the supermarket checkout would be a trying and frightening experience and, indeed, I write this stuff here to save people the discomfort of having me hold forth about it in the checkout line. Of course, it is a mortal sin to look a stranger in the eye. Dan Bern has a line about how he decided to look everyone in the eye for one day and by the time he came home, two years later, he was heavyweight champion of the world (which doesn’t even approach some of Dan Bern’s stranger lyrics).

Anyway, with all the amazing and fascinating things that happen in our world, the part that mystifies me is not that people need something to read in the checkout line, but that they are more interesed in BAJ and celebrity cellulite than in the guy who just got a mechanical arm attached that responds to his thoughts, like a real arm.

]]> By: Webwork http://takenforranted.com/is-angelina-jolie-a-good-person-17/comment-page-1/#comment-12 Webwork Sat, 07 Jan 2006 21:54:37 +0000 http://takenforranted.com/?p=17#comment-12 Hey, how else am I supposed to pass the time in line at the cash register? Talking to strangers? You realize how scary that is? Imagine how scary it is for someone to <em>talk to me</em>! Having the sleeze rags racked up near the cash registers is a public service. :) Hey, how else am I supposed to pass the time in line at the cash register? Talking to strangers? You realize how scary that is? Imagine how scary it is for someone to talk to me! Having the sleeze rags racked up near the cash registers is a public service. :)

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