http://takenforranted.com/bowling-deaths-double-56/ Proud member of the vast liberal conspiracy Sun, 13 Jun 2010 19:55:05 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 http://takenforranted.com/bowling-deaths-double-56/comment-page-1/#comment-6153 ChaCha, Source of All Wisdom. Or Maybe Not :Raised By Turtles Wed, 02 Dec 2009 17:02:55 +0000 http://takenforranted.com/2006/08/27/bowling-deaths-double/#comment-6153 [...] That article gets a lot of mentions in forums, almost always with a "heh heh" after it. ChaCha is unique in treating it as fact. So I guess that’s the downside of getting answers in two minutes. Maybe I just guessed right in my satirical article? Nah. ChaCha cites its sources, in this case, it’s my very own analysis death rates from bowling. [...] [...] That article gets a lot of mentions in forums, almost always with a "heh heh" after it. ChaCha is unique in treating it as fact. So I guess that’s the downside of getting answers in two minutes. Maybe I just guessed right in my satirical article? Nah. ChaCha cites its sources, in this case, it’s my very own analysis death rates from bowling. [...]

]]> http://takenforranted.com/bowling-deaths-double-56/comment-page-1/#comment-4235 ever took a non diver to a shallow dive? - Page 19 - ScubaBoard Mon, 12 Nov 2007 03:51:59 +0000 http://takenforranted.com/2006/08/27/bowling-deaths-double/#comment-4235 [...] Originally Posted by northen diver Industry critics charge that the industry response has not gone far enough. A spokesman for the Citizen’s Ad Hoc Committee for Bowling Safety (CAHCBS) refuted Karlin’s contentions. “The bowling industry has swept this under the rug for long enough because they don’t want to spend the money to make the lanes safe” said Terry Withers, brother of last year’s victim Chris Withers. “It’s time that the industry step up to the plate with motion-controlled power cutoffs in the pin setting machines, with hand guards on the ball returns, and bowling shoes with anti-bacterial linings. If they are unwilling to do so, we will have to take this to our state and federal legislators and impose a legislative solution, and nobody really wants that.” Mr. Withers said that according to CAHCBS calculations, if deaths continue to double every year, in 12 years, deaths due to bowling and bowling equipment will outnumber deaths on our nation’s highways. “It may not seem like much, but at the current rate, we’re on pace for eight deaths this year, 16 next year, 32 the year after that and 32,768 deaths twelve years from now. That should worry every parent, every consumer, every bowler” Withers said 3 deaths from hand caught in ball returns and 6 deaths from slips and falls………….. Hahahah Bowling Deaths Double in 2006 [...]

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